The landlady at The Cheese came out with a classic yesterday evening. I think I've mentioned in the past that she's a rough-arsed Geordie, but with a heart of gold (free sambuca). She also owns a 9 stone rottweiler. She limped behind the bar. I asked her what she'd done. In reply she said, and I quote "The ****ing bitch dog just arse-butted me on the fanny bone". You probably had to be there, but I ****ing pissed myself laughing.
I've never understood the fashion for cold, gassy beer. All beers, not just gnatspiss Carling, are tasteless if cold. They may be refreshing for the half hour every year when it's actually hot but what's the point otherwise? Why do people drink extra cold beer in the middle of effin winter? I assume it's a macho thing (like having curry so hot it removes the lining from your stomach), but for me it's a waste of three quid whatever. You might as well just have a pint of iced fizzy water with a shot of surgical spirit in it.
****ing hell saint. I'm not trying to force every twat on here to drink Carling I happen to like it, and at 4.1%, it's not really gnat's piss. I started off drinking bitter, but 4 years at university in Birmingham with only Ansells and M & B available, my bitter years were put behind me. I started drinking in pubs when I was 14, by the way
It was only a sideswipe at gna- sorry, Carling. My point was a general one. There's been a trend for a while now for dark beers to be colder than cellar temperature, and to me all you taste is the cold, not the ingredients. There's even extra cold Guinness these days, which seems a travesty. I'm no beer snob, btw. I just prefer to be able to experience the taste and not just the temperature.
I quite like ale from some of these micro-breweries, and I have the very odd pint of IPA at the Cheese.
What is ****ing.....****ing?. To me, swearing word. Not the word of a gettleman. Wise one , you should know better.
MY surname is of Anglo-Saxon origin. They spoke Old English back in the day. '****' is an Old English word. Check it out in the OED. I'm only using my native tongue. It's my heritage
Meaning of **** in english: •slang for sexual intercourse •have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve"; "Were you ever intimate with this man?"
Gentle man is the man who applies wisdom to difficult situation: however, not the man every one walks all over.
