Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

If you promise to lick it I will

 

What do you mean by "it"? I know how you like to play tricks and bollox!

 

That sounds slightly gay. In fact you'd hope somewhere like MANSfield would be the gay capital of the uk.

 

We used to have a gay nightclub but it got over ran

 

You'll have to wait and find out what 'it' is

 

No chance, I'm not licking your arse for **** (pun intended!)

 

It's not that! Just trust me!!

^^^ that's funny

 

By people looking for some hot fun?

 

Sort of, not so much the hot part though

 

Thought I'd share RHC's latest voicemail, this is from memory but it's close.

 

You can literally pluck the love out the air

 

I get the abuse then he chills at the end, it's becoming a strange relationship.

 

So when you getting a new mobile?

 

Yesterday.

 

Late night pool?

 

Have we all seen the new Swansea kits?

http://www.swanseacity.net/news/article/kit-reveal-day-8-884763.aspx

Nearly as bad as ours...

 

Can anyone recommended to me a good lfc app on android?

 

I think there's an official one on the club site or you can add the sky sports and set it to Liverpool.

 

I've looked before and the only one I could find was ****

 

#hanging