Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

To be fair this could be identity theft because I've never known @saintKlopp say "y'all" before. Sounds like one of @Potato Milk 's socks.

 

To be fair, y'all is one Americanism I have adopted. It rolls off the tongue a lot better than "you lot" so @saintKlopp could be my sock.

 

Not as easy as "you ****s"

 

He's okay but not really interested in posting right now is what I'm getting from some texts.

 

I didnt speak to him alot, but I miss the arl bastard.

I hope he's OK.

Pass on my best wishes

 

Is that real?

 

Not sure, should be though, I like it

 

Great for one person, two people, or four.

Threesomes would be awkward to hold.

 

****'em

 

if a person can't drink what might not even be 2 pints then they are lightweights anyway.

 

Just had a week in Devon. Stayed in the middle of Dartmoor and got some healthy walking done. Got some decent photos of the locals, see below

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Several years ago I discovered Alexa lights up when you say "my legs ache" (sometimes).

Today I discovered Alexa responds 100% of the time to "leg sex". (I was telling my wife her legs look sexy in a dress and Alexa lit up so I started experimenting with those words to see which ones woke her... Leg sex works 100% of the time, so that's what I am now calling my Alexa).

 

Must be an American thing cos doesn’t work on mine.

 

Same. Must be the accent

 

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a. leg. sexy a

it's the middle of the things stupid name.

 

Did you buy the pervy version?

 

if yo ask it to fart it runs through a repertoire of fart noises