Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I have clippers and do my own buzz cut.

 

Clippers are for amatuers!

 

So what should I be using?

 

A bic razor

 

Baldy ****er.

 

whats the story with the young uns taking 3 times as long in the barbers getting the side of theie stupid heads shaved these days.

 

Young people have always had stupid fashion sense. It's a staple through the ages. Go to any decade in history and the young people look like ****s. They all want to look different... By following the same stupid trends as each other to "look different."

 

A bit peturbed at my company. They're making me move again. 7th office in 6 years in 5th building... Doing same job. They just decide they like moving people around... It's beginning to get quite annoying.

 

Gonna lose your fish tank?

 

I don't think so. I will still have an office. It's a pain to move though. The fish tank has moved with me 5 times... This will be move number 6.for the fish tank.

First few moves were steps up... Tiny cube to normal cube to huge office with multiple windows in an almost empty building. That was the best...

Ever since , I've been moving into ever smaller offices with fewer windows. (I have no window now). I don't know if I will have window in next location but there is a risk i will have to share an office... At least they're decent sized offices from what I hear, not like the small dark cupboard office I'm in now.



It's only a matter of time before I'm in the basement office working at Veridian Dynamics.

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I miss that sitcom. Definitely one of my all time favourites.

 

Having had one bathroom renewed last year, which took 5 bloody weeks, we have just done two more and it only took two weeks. There were 6 of them on the job though. Mrs is now looking at what else she can spend money on

 

The Mrs. Trying to get more burly workmen in the house then?

 

She can't find any more building work to be done. I think she will start making comments like " Don't you think this three piece suite is looking tired?" or "These carpets will need replacing when we decorate"

I will retort with "Don't you think a classic car would look nice in the garage?"

 

there's nothing worse than a pleasant surprise at how easy a big job was for a woman.

she will have an extension and conservatory on next.

 

Why not both?

 

The classic car will need a carpet to park on and three piece suite to sit down on to admire it.

 

The knob plant, Latin name "Dildo Erectus" is doing well in the garden this year. You must only water them with warm water, use cold water and they shrink to half their size.

Its real Latin name is
Phallus impudicus
common name Stinkhorn

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It's only a stinkhorn if you don't wash it properly.

 

Said the actress to the bishop

 

Not sure where this has been mentioned already, but just want to add best wishes to Jose Enrique and his family for his recovery. Hope he never suffers from anything like it again either.