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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    His head.
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Not as much as Tuesdays when you've had Monday off... :(
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's still Tuesday so it's better than Monday.
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Concussion or confusion?
     
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  7. saintanton

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    A new game show?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    One where the host punches someone then asks them a series of tough questions and we have to work out if thry are confused or merely confused.

    when the celebrity version for charity comes out I hear Mourinho is first up quickly followed by Boris johnson
     
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  9. saintanton

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    I'd like to volunteer to be the one to deliver the heavy blow to the head of Boris.
    Though I suspect there might be a queue.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I know I ****ing am <laugh>
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    I am number one on the queue:laugh:.
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fights would break out just to be first to twat him <laugh>
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    That’s why he has so much hair, acts as a sort of helmet to protect him
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Copper's helmet? <laugh>

    Well he is a dickhead <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So, my youngest has started teaching herself piano with the help of an Android app (she wasn't happy with my wife for only spending an hour at a time to teach her).

    She just told me that the piece she was trying to play had an "F Hashtag" note in it.
     
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    What happened to the recorder...actually ...scrap that ..electronics is goooood
     
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    She's very sharp.
     
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    That was so bad I thought it was one of mine.
     
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    Us oldies cornered the market on bad jokes. <ok>

    Here's another - utd's new player asked in interview ''so which is your stronger foot?'' - ''right'' said Fred .....
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFBS <doh>
     
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