Sitting in hospital car park about to go in for Gastroscopy....again. think my gut has been filmed more than my face in the last year .... Not a bad thing it could be argued.... Bloody starving ...nothing since 7pm last night.....
Done ... system was wrong and shouldn't have had to have it for another year but they took me anyway. Giant Chinese and wine on the way me thinks..... deliberately didn't take sedation so I could chow down and drink lol. Have to say ...every time I get that done I have a new appreciation for deep throat specialist pornstars lol....
Lol have Barretts. .cells that are fecked in the osophegues from long term reflux.. .they do the camera every couple of years to make sure it hasn't turned dodgey ....
The act can be called British Gas and we arrive in blue overalls in a small van with meters and some other tools then do our thing
But.... then ...final.... girls with fire torches .... we can do both with some drink and Boom..... explosions....
Just had the best family bbq in a long time... not because of the food.. .that was average ... but the fun and happiness ......great stuff
The young.. . The old would taste better but not suitable for bbq ...too quick and meat would be stringy
Wedding yesterday but I only went to the reception. Went on my own because the youngest had got chicken pox. Boy, it's ****ing arkward when your mates have been drinking all day you're the only sober one there! Couldn't even catch up because I was driving home afterwards too
