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  1. Milk not bear jizz

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    I had two catfish when I was young in a tank that was way too small for them (but I was too young to know that)... They were territorial and the big one tortures the small one relentlessly. One day the small one went missing... I assumed the big one ate it.

    Many years later we moved to the US. While moving furniture and boxing up stuff to ship I found the catfish... Or it's mummified remains behind the cabinet the fish tank had stood on.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Did the other half just buy a new one and hope no one would notice <whistle>
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Arent catfish about 2 foot long?!
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

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    There are hundreds of species of catfish. Some only grow an inch, some grow several feet long.

    This tiny creature is a catfish.
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    This is also a catfish.
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    I'm not sure what species I had as a kid. I could probably identify it if I saw it today... But I didn't know back then.
     
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    I'm keeping 4 species of catfish myself at the moment... (Pictures arn't mine... They're from the web)

    2 of these guys (potentially soon to be about 30... The dad is guarding eggs at the moment)

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    I've got one of these tiny fellas... But I need to get more they like company.

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    I've got a small school of aeneus Cories (mine look nicer than these)

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    And a small school of Sterbai Cories

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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

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    First one looks an ugly ****er <yikes>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    That's a male. The female doesn't have the bristles. The theory behind the bristles are that they look like babies to the female.

    Females will always prefer breeding with a male that is already guarding young.
     
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    Will you be shelling out for a funeral? <whistle>
     
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    No I'll let that slide.
     
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    You could have the wake in a gastropub <cheers>
     
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    No.
     
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    Slug and Lettuce.
     
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    <yikes>

    #alienabductionwithprobing
     
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    When our goldfish died we flushed it down the toilet. Is that wrong? :bandit:
     
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    On so many levels <yikes>
     
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    I flushed many things down the toilet mate ;)
     
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    We said a prayer as we sent it on it's watery way.
     
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    Other than what came out of your body?
     
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    FFS <yikes>
     
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    Okay, a few things then...
     
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