I want a pet skunk (that's had it's scent glands removed... A painless and easy procedure). Especially one of those fancy cream coloured skunks.
His comment was already insinuating that the piss smell you carry was from the intoxication of Carling. Or are you trying predict something that's already been said?
Ah, the sex pheremone of the species Homo Cheesiens. Homo Cheesiens, commonly known as the Cheese People often douse themselves in Carling in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Because Homo Sapiens are not attracted to the smell of Carling this keeps the two species from interbreeding. The smell however is appealing to the Homo Cheesiens who go into an exstatic orgy involving the women's cousin when Carling is liberally applied to the body.
Following the death of my snail I got a cuttlebone and put it in the aquarium for the fish and inverts to graze on. (They come from cuttlefish- flat and egg shaped) Just got a text from the Mrs. She said "another of your snails lost its shell" and sent me.a.photo of the cuttlebone. I'm going to have fun teasing her about that...
When she was young, my daughter had two fish in a tank - a shubunkin and a bog-standard goldfish. They'd co-habited quite happily for about a year, then one day the fancy one disappeared. We thought that somehow the other had scoffed it, and although a bit sad, just moved on. Came down one morning, quite honestly at least two months later, and the bugger was back. Never worked that one out.
