I was being serious actually, I think it could rival the Cheese thread Speaking of which, how is the old codger?
I've a couple of mates like this; always looking for the perfect girl in the perfect relationship that requires zero flexibility from themselves. Relationships aren't perfect just as humans aren't, it's about give and take to make it work. Some flow more than others but planning how things will work out inevitably ends in disappointment
The area is Cape Canaveral. For a few years after the death of JFK it was re-named Cape Kennedy, but then it reverted to Canaveral - sometime in the mid 70's, I think.
@FedLadSonOfAnfield , from what you've said, she sounds emotionally needy, which isn't necessarily a bad thing; it means she feels a need to be reassured about affection, both giving on receiving. The positive side to that is that she will probably go out her way to make you happy and hear you give compliments and give affection. You can probably keep her happy by sweet talking alone. The negative of course is that she will want time, affection and effort in return. Emotionally needy girls are hard to keep happy without giving them some effort. Just make sure you never forget to compliment her from time to time and she'll probably think you're wonderful.
I think that's her to a tee man. I've got most of that covered, I'm pretty, actually very good with it except when something specific sets me off like I've been banging on about. But as has been covered by our new resident Agony Uncle maybe it's best to let go of that **** and let it happen Not seeing her tomorrow now because she's caught up in this ****ing French air traffic control strike and stuck at the airport where all the flights have been cancelled
If Fedlad really felt anything for this girl he would tell his boss he will be away for a few days, no explanation. Strip his shirt off, (Poldark style), get on his Arabian horse and ride to the south coast. Having left his horse in a long stay horse park, there are many down there, he would swim the Channel. Once in France he would steal a car, it's easy we have all seen the Bourne films, and drive to Spain. Once at the airport he would beat his way past the security guards, Bourne style again, get the girl, wait for several hours for her to get her luggage back. Then say "you took how many suitcases, you were only away a f*cking week" struggle to get the luggage and girl in the stolen car, before driving back to France. Once at the coast he would steal a boat, (we have all seen Pirates of the Caribbean, it's easy). Once back in good old blighty he can retrieve his horse, after paying several hundred pounds to get it out of the long stay horse park, hitch it to a stolen wagon, (remember he has all that luggage now), and travel triumphantly home with his beloved. That's if he cared anything for her of course.
