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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    For you maybe :bandit:
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I need advice! I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket??? Please any help would be appreciated i plan to go fishing this weekend!!
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Jeez mate that's tough.....

    You want to drill both ends of the crack before welding.

    Nothing worse than losing your..... motor
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    **** it..... i just thought of a really dirty pun on drilling both ends.... bollox.
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    You had me with "crack":emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah! Irma coming nowhere near me now! (Still going to get 6 inches of rain Monday and possible tornados but no hurricane)<cheers>
     
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    Aren't tornados bad enough, then?
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes, but only if you're directly in their path and because they have such a narrow path there's only a small chance of getting hit.
     
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    hurricane took a scary turn..
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Lol...CNN reporter barely standing up at Miami Beach saying police emergency services etc will not be responding ....and then 2 dudes in lycra ride by on their bikes...

    Cycle ****ers.....
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's a bit windy here today.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Made it back from the holiday some crazy time last night. Tired as ****, 2 days to recover before back at work Wednesday.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Here too. <grr>

    Still glad we're not a direct hit just the outer bands. 6inches of rain and sustained winds of 30+mph expected all day.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The guy who sits opposite me in work has family on holiday there, they've been told to stay in the hotel.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A couple of my colleagues had beach trips planned this week. <laugh>.

    I think they will be fine after today though since we're not getting the full brunt of it. Back when it was forecast to hit South Carolina squarely and have the eye travel up the centre of the state we were having a laugh at their expense.

    One of the guys last year he and his wife were going on a romantic cruise together. The person who was going to watch their kid pulled out so they had to take their child. Then all three of them got sick on the first day and stayed sick for the entire cruise.

    Kids are out of school here. Even my wife had her University class cancelled, and they only meet on Mondays.

    Being treated seriously, even if only going to be a nonevent here.
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What level were you bro ??
     
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    The Shermans are ****ing loving this aren't they? CNN will still be doing 24/7 coverage when it's down to an odd shower and someone's bin getting blown over.

    We're getting 60-70 MPH winds tomorrow btw.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Level? I'm a couple hundred feet above sea level if that's what you're asking.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I like how they ignore the suffering in the caribbian to focus on a mild breeze at home.

    racists.
     
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