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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's accurate.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Does your missus know you're posting on Craigslist <whistle>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Actually, she doesn't, but I don't think she would mind posting pretending to be someone with a micropenis.
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Pretending...?
     
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  5. saintanton

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    You been peeking again?
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I'm going to make the front grilles on my car black this weekend (because I definitely don't have a micropenis syndrome) picking up the special paint tomorrow
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Not sure about that. Black grills is very micropenis.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I suppose you think that's extremely witty, you nasty sac du merde <grr>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHC is embracing the French language. Trés bien.
     
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  10. saintanton

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    And he likes snails.
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Alonso

    Goes to Indy car. Breaks down

    Comes back to F1. Breaks down

    <laugh>
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Had a dream last night that we were playing in the CL qualifier and it was against Chelsea at anfield. And we were dominating but then conceded from a corner. And then MITO was on here moaning about how it was bound to happen because we have a team full of 5 foot nothing Brazilians.
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Summary: Biscan dreams about MITO.
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Don't we all?
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Youve problems.

    A) Dreaming about me

    B) putting chelsea wrongly in qualifiers.
     
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    Adam West <peacedove>
     
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    I see Richard Hammond is back in hospital after crashing an electric supercar which then blew up and burnt out.
     
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    The Original and the Best.
    <rose>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So i saw the hammond crash.

    Seems to mne the car had faff all grip on the rear end and certainly no spoiler. Broke away and rolled down hill.... how it burned is beyond me but burn it did so the little gobshite got out this a broken knee and nothing else it seems.

    Thank ****.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Did he die?
     
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