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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Not sure why kicking up such a big fuss about National Insurance increasing by small % for self employed. No reason they should be paying less than employed staff, and the increase over year that they'll pay is barely anything really.
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Oh FFS!!! Just my luck, just to let you all know, I've been admitted to Hospital. I've just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I was going to say there's a thread for this.... but I'm not sure it would qualifying <whistle>
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I about £400 a year with another £400 to follow in 2019.

    But the real reason it's being called out, is that it makes their manifesto pledge a lie
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If jokes could kill that would crocus.
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Sure it said average was about £240 a year but those earning less than £16k profit would be paying less than currently do?
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It wasn't even a dad joke. It was a grandad joke!
     
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    He used to be funny, but these daisies just rubbish.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's almost like his humour said Aster-la Vista and left.
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I think less than £13k (really?) you'd be better off, around £17k and you'd be marginally worse of and about £50k £600 worse off
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFBS <doh>
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    If you're making 50k profit you can spare £600
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ...said the poor man <laugh>
     
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  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    I appreciated your joke even if no other ****er did lol.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Yeah I don't make 50k after tax but if I did I'd happily pay 600 more NI
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Generally agree but they don't get sick pay, paternity/maternity pay etc
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Thats their own choice though. Why should they pay less NI and still get benefits like NHS that rest of us get when we pay more into it? Also they get better tax reliefs than employed staff as well
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Wasn't that part of the sweetener we don't yet know facts on.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    He rose to the occasion.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Joke has definitely grown with time.
     
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