He's not paid for TV or his missus cut his dick off for having sex with the audience pair, either way...
Went to possibly the ****test house party ever last night, turned up late though so didn't have to endure too much of it
Last one I went to a guy demonstrated two things. 1. how to drink a pint with no hands. 2. how to cop off with an absolute fat mess of a slag.
How did you drink a pint with no hands, not a straw then, I take it was more trickery than that ? This one was just boring, MOR type bland as fook people with nothing interesting to say and MOR type music, shouldn't have bothered and wasn't going to but had said I'd go and didn't wanna upset anyone Could probably have got off with this semi-decent bit who I think is into me but she turned up even later than me at near 1am and to say she was incapacitated would not be covering it, she'd been out in town and if you'd lit a match next to her the whole place would've gone up, had that 5 yard stare and obviously near at the point where control is lost ... find that very unattractive when somebody is inebriated to that level
yeah, certainly would never do anything more than first base with somebody like that. I just found it sad really, nothing wrong with a drink to improve and enjoy an evening but to that extent is worrying, think some bloke screwed her over quite recently - drank too much, controlling personality, split personality stuff by the sound of it - so she could be still dwelling on that
Went out in my home town last night. My Mrs is in Dublin on a hen do. I bumped into an ex who happens to know the Mrs through nursing college. Basically she's friends with her but hates the fact that we used to date. Any way, the ex posted a pic on Facebook of us saying how good it was to bump into me and my current Mrs is kicking off big time. Doesn't help that my ex is super super hot. And we chatted about how things could have been different etc and I basically drooled over her the whole night. FFS.
He basicallyy knelt by the coffee table and supped about a quarter of the glass just by leaning in. once he could support no more ei put his mouth in the glass and pushed down so he had a seal between the glass and his face and then sucked the air out so the glass stuck to his face. He then lifted and tilted his head so the glass which is stuck to his face is now tipped up and he sucked gulps out of it til it was all gone. Not precisely classy now I grant you.
Mrs is still not talking to me. Currently stuck in M4 traffic, I get the impression she doesn't quite want me to get home.
