Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

WARNING TO DRIVERS
I just filled the car up with petrol didn't notice I'd spilled some on my sleeve, going down the motorway, lit a *** and sleeve burst into flames, opened the window and stuck my arm out to try and blow out the flames and the bloody coppers stopped me and are now doing me for having a fire arm without a licence.....

 

Jimmy Tarbuck eat your heart out

 

Thought I'd pop in and say hello. Sat looking out at the sea with a beer in hand. Bulgaria is very nice.

 

Looks nice and quiet there.

 

Yeah we're away from the busy area.

 

Off to the pool for a bit, back soonish.

 

Poor You !. What a hard way to learn?.

 

So it's been a while since we've had a Pokemon update.

So following questions.

1) What level are you
2) What's highest CP
3) Have you got a Pikachu yet
4) How many Pokemon have you caught / seen
5) Pokemon most proud of

Mine is

1) Level 12
2) Slowbro CP 575
3) No
4) Caught 45, Seen 46
5) Hitmonlee is fav

 

I don't pokemon!

I think it would be funny if there was a spoof adult game. Pokemon for people who arnt virgins. Pokey Man-Ho.

Anyone who downloads the game can tag a location as an "I had sex here" spot. Then all other players go around looking for ho-spots where other people had sex to collect that players STD.

Gotta catch them all.


The main problem is youd have to break into a lot of people's houses.

 

On second thoughts...that would be a terrible idea and I wouldn't play that either.

 

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China's first straddle bus is live in testing.

 

Saw video of that last week, looks awesome To be fair.

 

What happens when Eddie Stobart wants to get past?

 

My thoughts exactly ... soon as there's an HGV around it becomes like a movable low bridge ... your accident can now occur anywhere

 

your in brighton aren't you ... go on, admit it

 

Our beaches are far nicer

 

I can't be doing with sitting on a beach for very long.
Each to their own, I suppose.

 

You been up that new tower yet ? ... looks like a sex toy

 

Opens tomorrow. Might go in it after a month or so, need to go up when weather is decent as well though or view is gonna be ****.