I see the knob who wore the "Hillsborough" T-shirt in the Worcester pub has been in court and been fined £795. An expensive T-shirt. He also claims he has lost his job, home, friends and partner over the incident. My heart f*****n bleeds, mate!!
Serves the plonker right. How thick have you got to be to do that. Would he consider going to his local synagogue with a "jokey" reference to the Holocaust emblazoned on his T-shirt?
My eldest: "What would you do if you saw Wayne Rooney?" Me: "Punch him in the face." My eldest: "Why?" Me: "Because he's a dick!" #truestory (the eldest turns 9 in three weeks)
yeah but Brooklyn (or whatever the **** his/her name is) "Dad what would you do if you met Greez" Wayne " I'd rip his head off the kick his pointless body up and down the street" Brooklyn "why" Wayne "he really is a total and utter dick" true story (allegedly)
I'll run it through my lot for the official translation if you want... I've 3 or 4 to offer opinions.
Right. Do it man. I went on this date on Sunday and this girl was all over me like sitting in my lap, kissing me and stuff, getting very physical. So I had reason to believe it went pretty well. Spent 7 hours together, which is pretty long for a first date for me, probably most people. We text each other afterwards to say great to meet you, goodnight, hope you got back safe etc standard stuff. So anyway I give it a few days and text her to say do you want to go out again and she gives me an update on what she's been up to but is like oh my schedule's really hectic don't know when I'll be free next. I did like her but if she's just game playing my interest will disappear faster than Sakho's mum's drugs when she gave them him. Cba with that, maybe she is legit busy, maybe she wanted me to tell her I'm already in love with her or something
It fecking sucks, reality is most of them go nowhere and then the 1 out of 5 or whatever that looks promising turns into the above. Fed up with it now and think it's time for a break from it tbh like the footy after the EL final. But with apps like Tinder now it's so easy to just go on there and start tapping away, people just have virtual relationships now or their attention span is lessened like clicking off a profile
I sent her one follow up message to the one mentioned above saying to let me know when she will be free then. Will leave it there as I don't need to be running around after her like some desperate free agent in need of a new club
