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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    nothing at all.... as long as she doesnt get the hump.

    but then you are different to me so she'd prob walk all over me.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nope. It's elegantly simple <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How's she going to get the hump? Answer: only if she lies. because I'll tell her she did. I'm not interested in trying to develop a relationship with a bird who is lying at this very early stage in the process, so I won't be arsed if she gets the hump <ok>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    true.. true. just can never tell with women and if it affects your grange football watching... hardly think so but she might piss in your carling... then again how could you tel <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. It won't

    2. I like women's piss, provided she chills it first <laugh>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you and milk suit each other...

    you really do.

    Carling is hairy legged women's piss from up north...
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Explain, please <yikes>
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you like women's piss... chiled obviously. thats a bit sick

    milk has been making rather lurid comments lately... you too should start a cult of your own.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I already am a cult. I don't need help from a septic <ok>
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Think you might have misspelt the word in bold
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nah. Better off without the fat batard.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ffs <doh> watch the autocorrect.
     
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  13. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Good morning ALL !.
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    morning dribs.

    morning all nasty twats as well.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** off <ok>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    get bent <ok>
     
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  18. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  19. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Right- I'm off for a few days so don't panic if you're missing my incomparable wit and wisdom. I'll be watching tonight's game in a pub in Bristol somewhere :) but might miss the Sunday one :(
    Have fun everyone. <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bristol? <yikes> Business or pleasure?
     
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