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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sorry? <yikes>
     
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  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    What for?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the **** is 'Labour Day'? <doh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    For not understanding your ****ing gibberish <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The opposite of conservative day.


    Labour Day is a day to celebrate everyone that works... By not working... Only I have to work anyway because I work in a hospital so we can't close.
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    That is strange as it contained a swear word which is exactly your sort of language, gobshite
     
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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    <whistle>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    is the day when all women give birth yo
     
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    Right im out to buy my littleun a pretend shop

    Rock and roll :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    There is a stray female cat that showed up at our house that the Mrs took in. Supposedly temporary. The cat is preggers and is currently past her due date. Hoping she goes into labour on labour day.
     
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    If it's pretend can't you just give the child a cardboard box and say "pretend this is the toy you wanted?"
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    She was kind of using this other toy I got from a charity shop, as a shop, but there wasnt anywhere to put my money I was giving her so thought Id treat her

    It has a till, a microphone, a scanner that beeps and a working conveyor belt

    Imquite excited truth be told
     
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    Fiona's rear one.
     
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    The forum is quiet today. Rooney eat everyone?
     
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    Torch them all <ok>
     
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    When the Mrs has a burning Pussy that's usually not a good sign.
     
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    Probably means RidLid's been there <yikes>
     
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    I hope you're implying that I pound them hard multiple times and all night rather than that i am syphilitic ... i aint no #2pumpchump

    No knobbiing action with those two remaining gals i was on about anyways <wah>
     
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    Though I am getting these emails from this school about the start of term so maybe i need to be worried about a misc kinder from a previous expunging of the ball sack <yikes>:huh:o_O
     
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    The latter <ok> <laugh>
     
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