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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Where is the DR nozzle ... what the **** have you done with him you kraut sociopath ?!
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 27, 2015
  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    To quote the great King Solomon himself, @Red Hadron Collider, no comment.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Aug 27, 2015
  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The hammerhead failed Giona's medical for the same reason.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 27, 2015
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I would say..... go to the weeding. test her and see if she's up for it.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 27, 2015
  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    ask her to come to the wedding with me ?? <yikes><laugh>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 27, 2015
  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ask her to have a wedding with you.<whistle>

    If she says yes you know she's a crazy lady you should dump.

    If she runs away screaming you'll know she isn't crazy.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who? What? <yikes> FFS <laugh?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 27, 2015
  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Now we've moved balotelli on, we're going for berbatov instead
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 27, 2015
  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    well..... milk is right here.... you could frame it as wish i could invite you along and if she up for it she's bound to flirt back
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 27, 2015
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Giona is the name Fiona gave to her g spot.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 27, 2015
  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    RHC yet to appoint new staff for the pub starting tomorrow.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Aug 27, 2015
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'll adopt the Cheese policy - Just get your own and bring your own nosh in <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 27, 2015
  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    sounds fair to me...

    wander behind the bar and pull a few pints.

    I'l be selling this IPA only £3 a bottle lads... got a nice supply of it recently
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 27, 2015
  14. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    That's a yes,but I've been told to say **** all ;)
     
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    organic red, Aug 27, 2015
  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ezekiel 23:19-21
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Biblical ****hound <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 28, 2015
  17. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    The book of Lavezzi <ok>
     
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    organic red, Aug 28, 2015
  18. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Subject to interpretation.

    Ezekiel 23:19-21English Standard Version (ESV)
    19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. 21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed[a] your young breasts.”
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Aug 28, 2015
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 28, 2015
  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    which is scarier...

    1. milk knew this scripture

    2. it describes fiona and RHC perfectly.

    3. the thought of her septic twat.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 28, 2015
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