Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

We could start one?

 

How do you 'start' a cock face?

 

Basic template for ya

 

every day?

no thanks.

you have to supposedly wear these new ones to bed so it can tell you you are unhealthy and to change your ways.

I find the whole thing just unnecessary. especially reading emials on your watch of answering calls.

its all gimmicky cos you bloody well have a ****ing phone in you ****ing pocket!!!

its the same as google glass.

You can buy some of last years watches for 25 quid now hey are aging that fast.. i also think apple have done a rank job on their iwatch design. I think aesthetically its piss poor.

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I've given our kids swatches like this for a fiver

this is 500 quid or more and you can pay a grand if you are that rich and stupid.

 

Apply some sandpaper....Not too hard.

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I put my phone on charge every day so I don't see the issue. Just put it on charge whilst you're asleep

 

how on earth will you know the if your heart stopped during the night and you are in fact a zombie of you don't wear your itard watch while asleep.

you don't understnad how vital it is to monitor your every movement and heartbeat.... how on earth can a doctor diagnose you if you don't have literally years of data on your life ready for upload?

 

while you're asleep, keep it on your wrist and still charge it then FFS

 

you may as well go to hospital and assume you are going to have the heart attack you are worried about then.. one of those cables may as well be a drop.

 

What you on about?

 

Ask Dribs, he's the only one that stands any chance of knowing lol

 

You know how we aren't meant to put anyone on ignore as mods.... Does that include other mods?

#ignoremitosramblings

 

I don't need to use the button for ignoring other mods, I do it automatically anyway

 

So, what's the pub chat for tonight peeps? Any more cock face talk or something different?

 

Hard to ****ing top that blunder from the ****a DR!!


Been in the gym. Were two German girls in there, probably 20 or something, they were on that leg machine that's the only thing that 99% of girls in the gym ever do, well that and cardio. Think it tones the thighs supposedly... looks like bullshit to me but anyway. Whilst one of them was on that, the other was sat on a swiss ball just grinding away. Was hard to focus on working out and not think about her sat on your 'cock face'. She was a 7.5 - 8 in looks, her mate more of a 5.5 - low 6.

 

Did you try impressing them with your dazzling German skills?

More to the point, did you creepily video them working out?

 

I've got micro-cameras installed in certain pieces of gym equipment to get all the best angles. Viewing screens are in a special room at home

They were wittering away in the barbarian tongue actually could've used you as a translator NOzsta

 

You should have asked.

 

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