Just to get it out there before people start sprouting off on stolen jokes and lazy bar stewards... I was influenced by duncan jenkins.
I have a bag of sweets if you tell me. By the way... Would you like to meet my puppy? I left him inside that shed over there. You can trust me...:I'm a priest.
Jon in Eastleigh, via text: "Levy needs to get this Moutinho deal done. We've sold our two most creative players from last season and Moutinho is the difference between us challenging for top four or challenging for top spot." And the Spuds call us delusional?
I have a feeling this thread will face a overload tonight, people just wanting to drink the night away!