Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Im going to have some kale, carrot, dark sweet cherries, pineapple and a mixture of pumpkin, sunflower and linseeds with a tea spoon of honey all blended up

 

On a Monday...? FFS...

 

Now you're getting technical

Did you enjoy the Monday roast?

 

Of course. Can't beat a good roast

 

Is that what roast dinners are like in Mansfield?

 

I wouldnt know

 

you wouldn't want to know what a roast is in Mansfield

 

So why did he ask?

 

Wouldn't ****ing touch her with your minuscule member

 

Ze's German

 

Never mentioned your member

 

Anyway im off, to the shops, young un to the dentist then a delightful afternoon of good solid graft

Shopping list?

Nozzer - Pork pies

Gerrez - Aisle 7

Biscan - Fish

MITO - Baked walkers crisps, then you can have your two packets

Dribbs - 8 cans of Guinness

RHC - Over 75's pornographic magazine

 

Is aisle seven the meat aisle...?

 

Don't forget the cornetto.

I thought Aisle 7 was for Wednesdays? Is one aisle enough for Greez? Does that go in the roast as well?

 

What an absolute deluge of ****

 

**** it now i want a cornetto too... bartards

 

As usually, started by you!

 

Er.. It's in bold at the top of his post

 

Erm. Wrong................................................................again

 

i had a tuna pasta light lunch followed by strawberry and grape pot. #healthy living

as well as water for drink