So Kate's in labour. Hurry it up love you've got the media waiting outside.
The odds of her giving birth to a black forest gateaux are??
10/1
So Kate's in labour. Hurry it up love you've got the media waiting outside.
The odds of her giving birth to a black forest gateaux are??
10/1
****. I put my money on it being an old wooden tennis racket
Which was a fair bet but the gateaux is the better option.
Bloke next to me in the bookies was absolutely certain it would be a chipped cymbal, put his house on it in fact
Baby Girl born this morning
That's her job done then. Divorce proceedings to follow from him at a point when it doesn't look grossly inconsiderate.
Resent how the media has us all in thrall to this though. Republicanism is the way forward.
I know you always mind your own business.I didn't even know she was pregnant lol

I didn't even know she was pregnant lol
This bollox has pushed Nepal off the top of the news [HASHTAG]#disgrace[/HASHTAG]Royal baby: Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to daughter
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This bollox has pushed Nepal off the top of the news [HASHTAG]#disgrace[/HASHTAG]
Cracking semi final between Trump and Bingham, Shame it wasn't the final really.

Pugh,pugh,barney,Mcgrew etc. ..........more 70's reallyAren't they characters from a kids tv show backs in the 80's?![]()