Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

****. Literally and theoretically.

 

Knobheads

 

Morning.

 

Answer your ****ing phone, sheep-twat

 

Are we renaming this the good morning thread??

 

Can't I'm in work.

 

I've always said good morning on here and at some point others joined in. It's a nice thing to do and then RHC will turn up with abuse and spoil the general good feeling.

 

Not now, you soft ****er

 

When would you like me to answer my phone?

 

When he says so

 

It seems a strange system? So I have to keep an eye on his posts and answer my phone when he says?

 

Just the thirty-seven notifications this morning

 

We're trying to figure out how to use a phone at the moment, RHC has complicated what was once a simple process.

 

I skipped that bit, can't be arsed with teaching the caveman yet another modern skill

 

Last ****ing Saturday

 

So now you want me to time travel, this is getting more complicated by the moment.

 

Time travel is easy, just ask Bluff

 

I'll ring him now and see if he answers.

 

#patheticallypreedictable

 

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