Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Yeah, but who remembers to do that all the time?

 

when you write a lot in a post you usually remember, but your old, so don't count

 

Why did I come in here?

 

buy the drinks for everyone

 

Ok.

Sanatogens all round, Barman !

I've only got five shillings, though.

 

arggh, your one of these old people that make out they are poor and have millions stuffed under the mattress as they hate banks aren't you!

ok drinks on me then tight ass



pissed by lunch time

 

If I did have millions I would keep it under the mattress rather than let those corrupt ****ers have it.

 

Or just press back

 

Really? I'd spend it

 

I've only got a tanner

 

I've got some Euros

 

What?

 

Thought you had a new bed recently too

 

And pillows (also from the Cheese).

Off to Porton Down for a client meeting next week I may come back as an ebola carrier.

 

what bbc equipment did you pick up from the cheese

not that you would know what the **** to do with it

 

To my knowledge, there was no heist

 

Is that an early Christmas present for us all...?

 

Do you know what 'Porton Down' is/was?

 

Nope

 

Then ****ing google it

#lazycunt