I paid them a visit last night, only to be rudely interrupted by Vic who returned from the Cheese early
Imagine the scenes You scrambling to put your cocktail sausage away as she's coming through the door and quickly closing down Germangrannies.org
Did hear a story once (probably an urban myth) about a wife going on a girls night out, leaving her husband babysitting. He put the kids to bed then settled down to some porn, wearing headphones so he did not wake the kids. His Mrs came back early with her mates and they walked in on him in full "jerk off" in the lounge.
Bet that suprised him! My Mrs doesnt mind, she knows I watch it sometimes and sometimes we watch together. I know she's watched it without me as well!
My wife considers porn to be "cheating." Actually quite a common sentiment amongst backwards repressed Xians in this country.
Welcome to America! Not officially! She has relatives who are- most certainly. Her mother wouldn't let her watch shows like Scooby Doo or Smurfs as a child because they were "unnatural and demonic"- totally inappropriate for children. (today being Halloween, I should point out that trick or treating was most certainly out for her as a child). She is actually for the most part pretty normal and sane considering her upbringing- politically she's actually quite the lefty too (to the left of me), despite her coming from a very far-right family... funny thing is, she usually votes republican because that's what her family always did... even though most of the things she says to me when discussing politics are the complete opposite of what Republicans believe and she sounds like a democrat. However, despite being quite progressive... there are certain topics where her wacko-southern US far-right uber religious upbringing shine through- usually on religious issues. For example- porn is the equivalent to having an affair. (common sentiment in the South... amongst Christians... specifically women... not men... ). Actually- I don't know if she still holds that opinion... I deliberately don't talk about porn around her! Since she's known me and been exposed to my corrupting influence, she's softened her stance on a lot of issues- probably has on porn too. (actually... I think it's more to do with- since she has grown up and escaped her mother's ultra-religious sheltering and seeing the real world, rather than being with me). Her sister caught her husband calling a sex line and I know that came close to divorce. (her sister is still as ultra far right as her mother though- she stayed a religious zealot).
I'm not married () but she basically looks at it as cheating too. She also complains about blokes ****ing as well
