Where's RHC and his usual chirpy Monday morning greeting? And where is luv with his earlier than everyone else 'good morning'? Just because he's not a mod does not mean he cannot fulfil his greeting duty!
Nope! Still morning you festering knob jockey. / This message brought to you by RHC's Monday morning fill-in.
So I was at the Red Leicester yesterday and in walked Barry the Baker. Barry, is doing the barmaid Staff, and I had told Staff off for rubbing the beer glasses under her armpits. The land lady Dan's Neice was telling me not to worry... anyhow- Barry said he had to talk to me outside... but I couldn't go outside because someone had walled all the doors and windows in. (Probably Dob the Builder). Then someone set fire to the red Leicester and we all burned. Now I'm dead.
Town this morning to see mortgage advisor, subway at lunch and back to school for four year olds sports day. Called in the butchers on way home to buy some kangaroo burgers
I hope not! I make a terrible RHC substitute... someone else has to take over posting for RHC tomorrow if he doesn't show up. It's possible though... if anything has happened to him- we know to tell the police that Rob the Builder is the murderer.
