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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Good morning inbred knobgoblin scat fetishists!
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    helped
     
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  3. saintanton

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    [video=youtube;y6oXW_YiV6g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g[/video]
     
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  4. Tobes

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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the ****'s wrong with you? <yikes>
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    That's next years away kit <doh>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So Warrior are improving then!
     
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  8. don't get it :huh:

    I'll see what I can do <laugh>

    I should have expected that response really <laugh>

    I used to know quite a few coppers actually, even played for the coppers football team a couple of teams a few years back in a charity tournament (won it the first year but runners-up the second time). Most have moved to other areas now though so never see them.

    PS...have I ever told you about me driving passed a copper mate (who was in his jam jar) whilst half cut from the night before? Was a thirty zone and I shot passed him at about fifty mph, both me and my mate had two fingers up on both hands aimed in his direction and I was paying very little attention to the road (knew there was nothing else there though) <laugh>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've lost my nuts!!!!!!!


    Went to Walmart on my lunch break... grabbed some nuts... came back to my office and now I can't find my nuts! I was nibbling on them in the car- but I had barely scratched the surface.

    Now I want a snack and can't have them! Where did I put them? Any guesses?
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Call off the APB! I found them.

    They were behind the fish tank!
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Phew luv can testify losing ones nuts is never pleasant but this is the price of having fish in your office
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Very true it was not a pleasant experience. :undecided:
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah, I bought them a new filter as my old one died... put my nuts and my filter behind the tank... with all the philodendron and other plants I have growing out the tank completely covered my nuts up.
     
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  14. saintanton

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    You can always get more nuts.



    Unlike luv.
     
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  15. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Sad news about di Stefano,a true legend of the game <rose>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Lived a great life, celebrate one of the true great IMO

    Tributes much deserved
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Really?

    My wife keeps hinting she wants me to go to the doc to cut mine off... but I've read too many horror stories! Plus... I'm only 36... I can't foresee wanting another baby...

    ... but... if something happened to my wife and I got remarried to a young supermodel who wanted me for my seed- I'd feel foolish if I had let the doctor get the scalpel out.
     
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    Good morning, rump-wranglers. <ok>
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    It wasn't the most fun I ever had, if you're going to do it make sure you do a thread about it so that everyone can offer their support. :bandit:
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>

    #notafuckingtypo
     
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