Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

oh behave.... unless you as a lesbo

 

I prefer dogs or chickens xx

 

not a fish lover then?

 

No. They don't push back.

Have you every fingered a cat ? Get a small jar of beef paste and slowly insert you middle digit into, then move it in a clockwise rotation.

It feels almost the same but it tases different

 

i bet you've never done it without a box to put the cat in... #scratchyerballsoff.

 

That sounds kinky. Almost like bondage.

I'll try it and let you know

 

But then you wouldn't know if it really existed or not.

 

I don't like it when cats catch you having a ****.

 

No the cat exists it's only a question of whether it's alive or dead... Or both at the same time!

I should imagine though that the process in question the answer would be alive then half alive then dead

 

Especially if they just decide to sit down and lick thier own balls...

 

How guilty do you feel if you whack one off and the cat walks in as you finish? I imagine it's like when a random celeb like Susan Boyle pops into your mind as you do it... feel proper dirty and wrong.

 

The look at you and tilt their heads and have that unblinking stare like you are the dirty one

 

Having a **** whilst rubbing a kitten on your bumhole is the best though.

 

That's like rubbing your tummy and patting your head.... It's end up far to vigorous and such

 

A Kitten!? Not even a fully grown adult cat?!

*****philia bestiality

 

It's past your bed time, best leave this to t'adults

 

Pool...?

 

Swimming...?

 

We are.....

Liver....

 

Sometimes I lie in bed and tickle my own nipples.