What a desperately poor effort. Leave it to the expert next time, you ****hound of sin, destruction and decay
Went to footy on the push bike tonight. Got there to find it was closed and no one had told us. Did the next best thing for an hour...PUB!!!
I remember on a couple of occasions playing 6-aside when we were scheduled for two games in one evening. Usually had like an hour between games- so not enough to go home between to have tea... and too long to just sit there waiting. We'd go down to "Wild Wings" a wing bar round the corner... chug down a few beers- then go back for our second game and wonder the wisdom of playing with beer sloshing around in our stomachs. Then the next double-header we'd do it again.
Can of pizza? You high, G? Been to a meal (at home!) and had 10 bottles of home brewed ale (5%), 1/2 a bottle of red wine, 2 gin and tonics and 1 and 1/2 glasses of white wine. Out argued and out maneuvered several people who have more life experience (i.e. >50 yrs). I also stopped two fights (I wasn't a protagonist for once), and convinced a life-long Marxist to renounce his ideals. I'm practically JC. Praise me, bitches!
