I went on holiday to Turkey several years ago, male-male cheek kissing is a very common form of greeting over there, you can imagine my reaction the first time somebody tried that with me when I had no knowledge of this ritual.
As I was typing that last post I was imagining all the potential witty responses. Lips, combined with a handful of arse.
Is it all about me now? Is it my turn? Gerrez will get jealous. #allaboutme P.S. MVP = 'most valuable player', but Zingy prob means 'most valuable poster'.