Not when I'm ****ing sober, no![]()

Not when I'm ****ing sober, no![]()
Now it's three in the morning and I'm trying to change your mind
Left you multiple missed calls until my message you reply
Why'd you only call me when you're high?
High, why'd you only call me when you're high?![]()

Seek ****ing, bastard help![]()
Not a bad song that, Artic Monkeys
Highly advanced simian class 1 drivers 
FFSHighly advanced simian class 1 drivers
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I suppose I'll have to let you have that one, mildly amusing

Not a bad song that, Artic Monkeys

Listening to them in the gym at the minute. Also Imagine Dragons. Top band.![]()

Listening to them in the gym at the minute. Also Imagine Dragons. Top band.![]()
.Bully for you![]()
Couple of funny twitter accounts you may or may not find amusing
https://twitter.com/Moyes_Must_Go
https://twitter.com/BoringMilner
https://twitter.com/evilkagawa is still my favourite though
I like this one to Moyes_Must_Go...."NOT YOU AGAIN FATTY. YOU GOT MORE CLUBS THAN TIGER WOODS" 