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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Am I the only single one on here?

    #trueman
    #playingthefield
    #notunderthethumb
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    Best proposal idea ever:

    Take a piece of broken glass... super glue it to a silicoln cock ring.

    Wear cockring under clothes.

    Say "hey baby, got something for you, why don't you get on your knees."

    When she pulls your pants down say "surprise!!! Will you marry me?"




    / I bought my wife a bidet for v day this year... no really... actually a bidet kit for the toilet... I'm a genius!
    // joke gift obviously
     
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  3. Someone? <laugh>

    I have three kids, all with the woman I've been with for almost eleven years <ok>


    Ziggy <ok>
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I got the MILF. Although not sure that counts because she will never really be my girlfriend.

    #onlyinherhead
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So I've been lax for 11 years? I really should spend more time in your bedroom waggling my finger saying "don't do that."


    This is number 3? Or previously had 3.

    We've got 3. Easier to adapt from 2 to 3 than it was 1 to 2.

    4 wouldn't fit in my car so we had to stop.
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    :emoticon-0153-broke.
     
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  7. This is number three. Don't know if you get the advert over in yankland but all three have happened since decorated the bedroom red <grr>
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Come on Derby come on Derby
     
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  9. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    What ads that?

    Red is a good passionate colour
     
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  10. [video=youtube;DtB2DOgHEHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtB2DOgHEHA[/video]
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    :cheesy:

    Thats quite good for an advert
     
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  12. I have a dog (not like that one though) too <doh>
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Yeah your dogs a lot smaller, you posted a pic of him on here ages ago

    That ad really does sum it up for you then <laugh>
     
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  14. Just for you :p

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    He looks a good lad

    Do not let Eric see that pic, he has a thing for dogs!

    What is he? Jack Russell and something else?
     
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  16. Jack Russell x Yorkshire Terrier.

    Good? Well that's a butter wouldn't melt moment <laugh> He's a little batard most of the time, pisses and ****s at will (if you call your kitchen floor Will that is) and gets too aggressive when playing with him (but not the kids so he knows). He can be good too though, he does sit, paws (left, right and both), lies down, stays, doesn't run off when off the lead, etc.
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    <laugh>

    How old is he?

    Yeah thought could see Jack Russell in him
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    She's not my gf because there is only room for you in my large loving heart. :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  19. Will be three in May (ish)
     
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    Right.
    I'm off for a week away from you reprobates.
    Play nice.


    Good luck with the babby, Dev.
     
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