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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Bit of both really mate, our squad issues are clear and I really expected a mid in by now as did everyone else I suspect

    Sounds like im being childish I know and I do think we are working on stuff Its just there is this working day week then thats it!

    How long have we been saying Lucas needs competition!
     
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  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    And yes, the way arrogant Chelsea go about their business does annoy me and has done for ages
     
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  3. I said very early in the window that I can't see us signing anyone, just a feeling I got having listened and read things that Brod had said. Only signings I saw us possibly making were potential so I'm not surprised meaning I'm far from pissed off or gutted.

    I am disappointed though because I think we desperately need a CM and I'm convinced we won't get top four without one but then, I've maintained we won't get top four from before the season started as we've never opened up a gap between us and our rivals. We do have the better run-in though.
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Im hoping Essien to AC Milan is because De Jongs coming


    "I've maintained we won't get top four from before the season started as we've never opened up a gap between us and our rivals."

    Hard to open a gap before a match is played <whistle>
     
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  5. #twat
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I try my best :grin:
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Very quiet tonight think I'll get an early one.
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Join us on the transfer thread and pull your hair out with the rest of us
     
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  9. Enricky.

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    Gerrez + hair?

    You're having a laugh right? <laugh>
     
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  10. G'night motherfuckers <smooch>
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Early night Gerrez?!!

    And yes Enricky I thought that after typing it <laugh>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good morning.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Howdo pissflaps. So I spoke to my mate yesterday evening. We're not close to signing anyone, but we're still trying. Cissokho to start tonight. Looks like we're playing 4 - 4 - 2. Just thought I'd spread a little happiness <whistle>
     
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  14. DirtyFrank

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    Morning

    So take it I've missed feck all over last 4 days then, at least transfer wise. Did we play well at weekend?
     
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  15. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    not really frank,

    did enough to win, and didn't really need to fully commit luckily, but we didn't play great football for whatever reason ie pitch, told to take it easy if we could with derby coming up etc, but next round of the cup is all that matters.
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

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    Yup, take a rusty win and onwards! Bit Nervy about tonight's match: big game under the circumstances.
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Was snow boarding good Frank? did you come across any slappers?
     
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  18. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I like the storms but got a text from tenant saying rain water coming through bathroom ceiling, a guy just went out to have a look "Not interested, needs a new roof. Im not interested in it" were his exact words <doh>

    I'll take a 2nd opinion please
     
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  19. DirtyFrank

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    Great DR. While not as eventful as RHC's weekend it went like this.

    Drank from 8am on Friday through to 2am Saturday, while attempting to engage in diplomatic relations without much success with various female dignitaries from Spain, Germany and Russia. Met with limited success with the Australian representative.

    Busting for piss as get back to appartment, force myself to stop as bog lid falls, resulting in considerable pain in groin area, eventually finish piss, go to bed.

    Wake up on Saturday to go snow boarding, look in horror as I begin to piss blood through painful knob and think "hmm, I've broken something here"

    2 hours of train journey feeling distinctly unwell, constant urge to pee, constant dread of doing so and suspecting I might be dead by end of day due to internal hemorrhaging.

    Day of snowboarding cures whatever is wrong (piss now running clear), get back, out drinking again. Kebabs.

    Sunday, drinking, get on metro with the rest of the lads to go to barca match, halfway there realise I no longer have my Match ticket. Rest go on, I go back to appartment, no ticket, feck feck. Decide to go to match and try and get a copy of ticket with credit card I bought them on. Find my ticket lying outside metro station, Result! Promptly get on wrong metro, end up 5 stops in opposite direction.

    Get to match, finally, enjoy.

    Post match bar crawl, walking up an eerily quiet la ramblas and we get chased by a gaggle of African prostitutes trying to remove our clothing. Mate with arthritis in both feet, falls behind like a sickly wildebeest and prozzies, when concluding he's not going to shag them attempt to get him to remove his hands from pockets so they can rob him start to finger his bum.

    We like the good mates we are, stand, watch and laugh, giving much vocal encouragement and fingering tips to the girls. He finally escapes as peelers arrive.

    Uneventful journey back home.
     
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  20. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    **** me i live a boring life compared to you and rhc.

    you 2 should bring out another national lampoons film.
     
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