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The Sick Joke Thread (not for the easily offended)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Geordie Gashead, Feb 11, 2011.

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  1. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>!!!
     
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    u408379965, Apr 22, 2011
  2. Jose Enrique

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    I am talking for Peter Lovenkrands, I am thinking he is **** a lot! jajaja
     
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    Jose Enrique, Apr 22, 2011
  3. Smog in Warsaw

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    Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
    'Where did you get that' the barman asks.
    'Africa' replied the parrot, 'there's millions of them'.
     
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    Smog in Warsaw, Apr 22, 2011
  4. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> proper laughed out loud there haha
     
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    I want curly hair too, Apr 22, 2011
  5. Sir Bobby

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    My only ever half-decent joke on Sickipedia:



    "I'm always lured into buying things because there's a sexy girl in the advert.

    I don't even have any need for nappies"



    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week....
     
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    Sir Bobby, Apr 23, 2011
  6. Ant_NUFC

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    What do you call a woman with two ****s?

    N-Dubz
     
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    Ant_NUFC, May 23, 2011
  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Testicles.






    That is all.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, May 23, 2011
  8. skalpel

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    One of my favourites from sickipedia was:

    How many Alzheimers sufferers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side.
     
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    skalpel, May 23, 2011
  9. Geordie Gashead

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    I wish people would refrain from Holocaust jokes, my grandad died at Auschwitz....


    ....he fell from the watchtower.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, May 23, 2011
  10. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <laugh> Have some rep.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, May 23, 2011

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    What dd the deaf dumb and blind boy get for Christmas? Cancer

    What's the difference between 100 dead women and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands.
     
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    Benhock84, May 23, 2011
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    So, apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at the cinema, but when you do the same for Schindler's List you're some kind of sick weirdo.
     
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    beardface, Jul 16, 2011
  13. AH

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    <laugh> Heard that earlier, love it


    Some bloke asked me the other day what my ringtone was
    I replied "I dunno.. a light browny colour I should imagine"


    They're not sick, but I've been enjoying science related jokes recently.

    "Do you know any good sodium jokes?" "Na"

    Anyone know any good chemistry jokes? All the good ones argon

    Gold walks into a bar and sees silver sat at a table, so he shouts over "Au.. come here" (probably one to be spoke out loud rather then read but hey)
     
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    AH, Jul 16, 2011
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Whats the definition of relative humidity... The sweat on your bollocks when youre ****ing your sister...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 16, 2011
  15. beardface

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    The last time I saw man united fans get ****ed that bad, Ian Huntley got put in prison for it.
     
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    beardface, Oct 23, 2011
  16. Beatski

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    knew it would be this joke
     
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    Beatski, Oct 23, 2011
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    I'm too predictable <cry>.
     
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    beardface, Oct 23, 2011
  18. Darth Gogledd

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    <rofl> This thread is ****ing hilarious.
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Oct 23, 2011
  19. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Not sick, but another United one I saw:

    Last week Patrice Evra claimed he was racially attacked in Liverpool...

    Today the whole Manchester United squad have claimed rape in Manchester!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Oct 23, 2011
  20. KingoStarr

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    My favourite recent joke

    When someone with a lisp says bithneth you know they mean business
     
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    KingoStarr, Oct 23, 2011
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