Don't you mean you've been to God's country ?Men
Been in the valleys today,tidy innit
Fer-nan-do Tor-res, Didiers bit on the side...


Chelsea Liverpool & Newcastle have all got staff on standby on email fax twitter & facebook just waiting for the first one to flinch
Roman is sat there with a running flush 8 9 10 J Q flicking through a wad of ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã50's in a large holdall, - he's just contemplating going 'all in'
The tension is unbearable...
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There's a bead of sweat just run down JW Henry's brow...looks like he's going to fold...
And an awful smell of poop as JW Henry feels the **** running down his leg.![]()

Mean while Arsene Wenger is sitting in a darkened room with his feet up
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