Robbby <ooook> I`m having a traditional English Friday....Option A or B ? A. leave work at 4pm go to the pub for a few, indian restaurant for a ruby, back to pub...pissed....home B. leave work at 4pm go to the pub stay there untill totally ratarssed and kebab on the way home These difficult decisions need deep thought and advice.
Dear Confused Firstly, both your options revolve around food therefore interfering with your drinking momentum. I prescibe copious amounts of lager with a break of two pints of Guiness at 7pm. Now the food is out the way you can continue with the hard but steady process of getting ratarsed. Using this advice will not indemnify you from the obligatory fat bird or a sweetcorn apendage. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
I shall not be having an alcoholic beverage this evening as i'm going to Newcastle to watch a game of association football.This is because i am a true supporter of my team unlike the majority who post on here who are just glory hunting plastic chavs
Have you managed to wash your shirt? You don't want to go to the game with a shirt stinking of piss and covered in spew
