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Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by - SW6 -, Jan 25, 2011.

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    And loads of sitting ducks like today in the office<laugh>
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    **** me there were loads of sitting ducks this morning <laugh>

    Can't work out why they wasn't so pleased to see me as usual?

    Thing is the bastards darn't give it back <laugh><laugh>
     
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    I know loads of plastic Mancs and not one of the ****s ever goes to game <laugh>
    I was in Argos with my mam yesterday.The kid behind the counter remarked on her surname-it's Everton-and said he was an Everton fan.I told him i was going to watch my team play Everton on Saturday.He replied"Who are Everton playing" ?
     
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  4. Drogs

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    <laugh> Poor kid.
     
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    I started pissing myself laughing and then i got a clout off my mam <grr>
    Getting clouted by an 81 year old woman FFS <grr>
     
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    Men<ok>

    Before going off to Brussels for the summit this week, David Cameron stopped off in Manchester for tips on getting out of Europe!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Stop taking the piss out of the best prime minister this country has had since Maggie <grr>
    I have to take the daughter to the farrier today as one of the horses needs reshoeing <ok>
    She's going to the first meeting of the local hunt for this season tomorrow
     
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    Morning rancid<ok>
     
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    hiya mate <hug>
     
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    I fink that old geezer Tony Foot-Benn was the besterest so much besterer than Maggie Cameron.
     
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    What's she hunting cym? You Tory toffs spend too much time chasing poor defenseless creatures about!
     
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    If the hounds accidentaly pick up the scent of a fox and chase it there's not a lot you can do <ok>
     
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    Accidently <whistle>

    Well me lud there I was in me red coat two packs of rabid dead strarving hounds outside this foxes den. Then the cheeky chappy poked his nut out of said ole looking for food i.e. Pot Noodle isn't it when the hounds defended themslves from a savage attack to the last dog<laugh><laugh>
     
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    Gentlemen <ok>

    ****ing day's draggin <grr>
     
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    I'd pop out for a nice boozy lunch Drogs if I were you!<ale>
     
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    I knew a bloke who worked for N.A.S.A always out to launch<laugh>
     
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    Did someone mention nice boozy lunch?

    Roger that, one small step etc...

    Love a 3 pinter<ok>
     
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