Who knows. I once posted a PM with a list of socks and passwords can't remember who I invited as I just started doing @a @b etc and whoever came up I invited.
The square slices sausage is unique to Scotland. It was invented in Scotland using common sense and mathematical excellence. It was designed to fit perfectly into a roll or bap as you Nigels like to call them. Thus solving the conundrum of your penis shape sausage sliding out of your "bap" when you bite into. A conundrum that Nigel still struggles with to this day. Dumb fùcks.
Nope. The Americans did that when they invented the Hotdog roll. An American who happened to be named McDougall. English bread is flat. Not at all suitable for English sausage. Scottish Lorne sausage however is perfectly suited. Because it too is flat. You English eh. Always lagging behind.
That must be everyone on this thread convinced how inventive the Scottish were to make a square burger from pork and call it a sausage because your bakers can only make one shape of bread. Yay Scotland Charles Feltman invented an elongated hot dog bun on Coney Island in 1871 according to writer Jefferey Stanton. At the 1904 Louisiana Purchase Exposition, in St. Louis, Missouri, a German concessionaire, Antoine Feuchtwanger, served hot sausages called 'frankfurters', after his birthplace, Frankfurt, in Hesse
