Off Topic THE RYDER CUP

Popped up into the loft last night and actually pulled my 8 iron out of the bag to remind me of old times. Then put it straight back as I remembered why I packed it in...

 

He can't help it, it's his age.

 

I never got into golf. Too expensive, takes too long to play and always some flash twat showing off all the latest gear, while I'd get someone's cast offs.

 

Breaking News
Putter has been sacked by West Ham

 

Just go to **** courses.. All the arseholes that can't play to to fancy ones with all their gear. Learn on a **** course with divots everywhere and then you play better on a nice one.

 

I just can't be arsed with golf mate. I prefer contact sports, martial arts, or just going to the gym, over smacking a ball with a stick in a field.

 

Heathen...

 

You're a Neanderthal at heart, but sooner or later you'll evolve.

 

You can ask @rokkudan, but our dear friend who sadly died last year was into golf. Rokk used to ask him "How was WhackFuck today?" He replied "What?" And Rokk said "Well every time you tee off we hear <whack> and then "****!". So we call it WhackFuck".

This year, his mates all set up a charity golf day in his honour and called it "The WhackFuck tournament".

 

Peasant

 

And let the Games commence… again.

 

Looking at that, he's struggling to revolve let alone evolve.

 

Good start by both teams. Excellent chip by Young and excellent putt by Aberg.

 

Swivel Jim. Swivel.

 

Jesus was a peasant

 

Trev was one of the elders calling for Jesus to be crucified.

 

No he wasn’t. He was the son of a carpenter which would have been a respected occupation back then.

Let’s not give FB a ‘God complex’, please.

 

God was a carpenter?

 

Known as Joe ‘Woody’ Bethlehem to his friends. Not a lot of people know that.