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The Rules of Football

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by irishbluebird, May 16, 2023.

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  1. irishbluebird

    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    Looks like the new rules will get a lot of people talking this season after last nights game.

    Goalie booked for taking too much time, assistant coach yellow carded for stepping into the technical area when the coach was already in there, and a player booked for looking sideways at the referee. Not to mention an extra 15 minutes of additional time.

    Best of all was Vaulks using the Sky microphone to dry the ball as no towels now allowed! I wonder when that will be banned <laugh>
     
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    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Yep rule 23213454245532b clearly states:
    Don't wipe your balls on cameras.
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    With all these changes surely the refs should be miked up so their decisions can be explained to the crowd and players? As no one will have a clue. They can always add more time for the explanations.

    Mind you with the crap PA system in the Ninian Stand we still won't know. <doh>
     
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    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Agreed and they could put the decision up on the screens for the hard of hearing. Easy technology these days.
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Good idea Clingo. <applause>

    But how will they cope with the hard of thinking.
     
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    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Electric shock?
     
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  7. Oldsparkey

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    I'm free!
     
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    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Good man. Very public spirited of you.

    Obviously, we'd only need you for ohm games.
    Punfest commence!
     
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    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    We have to face Ampadu tomorrow.
     
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    Oldsparkey, Aug 5, 2023
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    clingo Well-Known Member

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    <applause><applause><applause>
    I'm gonna revolt and refuse to answer.
    Watts the point?
    Anyway, let's hope we socket to 'em with the help of our loanee from plug.
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Who was that Scottish player we had briefly on loan a few years ago before a previous umbongo hit us?

    Ah yes, Tom Watt.
     
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    It'll probably go down to the wire.
     
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    Oldsparkey, Aug 5, 2023
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Bulut's new training plan

    Gym circuits.

    Coat time.

    Have we ever had a player called Jules?
     
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    Just hope Bulut can rectify his alternating squad.
     
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    clingo Well-Known Member

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    W
    We've got Tan but we need that other, political Vince. What's his name?
    Yes, Cable, that's it.
     
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    I think it was Joules and now he's making clothes.
     
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    Oldsparkey, Aug 5, 2023
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    I'm hoping for a surge in progress this season.
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Poetic licence on the spelling Sparks.
     
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    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    I note you're engaging with our Northern friends...............<laugh>

    Not a bad lot - bit myopic on times but genrally up for a chat. <ok>
     
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  20. clingo

    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Anyway, why does football have rules when rugby union has laws?
     
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