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The Royal Wedding

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Apr 9, 2011.

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  1. SAMOC

    SAMOC New Member

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    Apparently the old engagement ring of princess dianas that was give Kate middleton has caused a problem. She has noticed a few scuff marks on it and thinks it looks like it has been in a carcrash
     
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    SAMOC, Apr 10, 2011
  2. Hugh Briss

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    Right now, the only things separating us from being a 'mini-me' of the United States is our authentic Royal Family and distinct lack of Spanish speaking residents.

    Careful, Royalists everywhere... some would suggest this article is treason against the Queen... <grr>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 10, 2011
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is there some way to put this offensive wum on ignore?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 11, 2011
  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Whistle away, I think the channel islands are more English than...errr...the English.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 11, 2011
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Homophobic to boot...
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 11, 2011
  6. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    If you call a proper Jerseyman English, well...

    I haven't had the balls to do so! <yikes>
     
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    jerseymackem, Apr 11, 2011
  7. supermong

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    I bought myself a Union Flag mug and took it into work today... To my horror some dick broke the handle off it when I was away for lunch!

    Taking the bunting tomorrow to cover my office and surrounding cubes....anymore desecration and Im putting the Union Flag shirt on...<ok>
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know where I can get a lifesize Kate doll?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 12, 2011
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm afraid not, but I can do you a Miley Cyrus if that's any good to you.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 12, 2011
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Did you ever wear a Union Jack suit to the Proms?
     
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    God Save the (Future) Queen
     
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  12. Rocket

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    God Bless You Ma'am.
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    Mon The Royals
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  14. EDGE

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    I'd shag **** out of young Middleton.

    I hope they divorce quickly and she gets her tits out in FHM or Loaded to spite him <laugh>
     
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    EDGE, Apr 12, 2011
  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Will not606 be clubbing together to buy a gift for the happy couple, or should we just arrange our own presents?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 12, 2011
  16. EDGE

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    I'll send her a mould of my cock in dildo form, so the young couple can enjoy me on their wedding night.
     
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    EDGE, Apr 12, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She's not a bad looker to be honest. A lot better than that ****ing bimbo Diana.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 12, 2011
  18. staggie

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    Can Lizzie not afford the new strip?
     
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    staggie, Apr 12, 2011
  19. Rocket

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  20. DevAdvocate

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    At least this wedding will not cost me the price of a wedding gift which will be deducted from my wages whether I want to donate or not, as was the case with Chuck and Di.

    Every member of the Armed Forces had approx £5 taken from their wages when those two got married, I wonder how much democracy will cost nowadays?
     
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