I maybe wouldn't go as far as religion but definitely people who try to force religion on people and religious people who can't accept that you think its a load of bollocks.
To be honest its a bit of a long list for me this!
 Reality TV shows - ****e
 Bad drivers - arseholes
 Aniseed - yak
 ****ers who don't pay for services or try to barter on the agreed price - sorry it doesn't work like that, pay up and stop being a tit. Move to India or Egypt if you want that kind of deal
 People who are unable to differentiate between humour/jokes and offensive behaviour - actually just our PC culture in general. Everybody is too fecking sensitive, grow a pair
 Roadworks - seriously does someone in planning have access to my diary and is having a laugh?
 Bare faced liars â donât make **** up you know that I know isnât true and expect me to let it pass.
 Chris Waddle - twat
 Taxes - grrrrrrrrr
 Diving/play acting in our beautiful game â howay man its getting embarrassing, the rugby lads are running over each others heads and getting on with it.
 Michel Platini â Whoâs idea was it to give this jumped up little cock power? Stop hating on us you prick.
 FIFA â no comment required
 UEFA â as above
 Hard hats â the only protection gear which has never moved on and is still as cumbersome as ever. There is a 1m waiting for some boffin to sort this **** out
 Call centres abroad, particularly India â absolutely ****ing useless. I feel sorry for the employees, they take some serious ****. Stop being cheap and run your business properly. There should be rules preventing this.
 Benefit cheats â wrap in man and get your finger out
 The police â yes they perform an important role and have to take a lot of **** but why the power trips and ****ty attitude.
This (mostly ...!)
