The room 101 thread

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Ba of Cisse said:
I gather you don't like Starbucks Obi Wan.
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It's OK I suppose. Although there was a Starbuck in that stupid 'Star Wars wannabe' movie Batlestar Gallactica. Anyway, think you need to look at p2 of this thread to fully understand my frustrations.
 
Obi Wan said:
Mine are:

1. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't pay attention to my order. I mean even when I use Jedi mind transference rather than spoken words, they still don't get I want a BLUEBERRY MUFFIN FFS! Must be totally dense.

2. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't let me have what I want. I LIKE a cup of strong coffee with froth. It's a speciality on my planet. Fools!

3. The buggers who work in Starbucks and don't have enough staff on to serve customers! I mean I had to queue for 3 whole minutes yesterday! Of course I told them it was 15 in the hope of getting a free drink, but the young oik on the till just gave me abuse about how tough it is to work there - well don't then!

4. The really thick buggers who work in Starbucks and are horribly abusive to their customers. If I want to wear ladies clothing during the daytime, that's my choice - no need to get all nasty about it! Stupid morons!
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I'm with you...Costas4Life!
 
I find a certain person on this forum annoying as he is totally deluded and knows **** all
 
Leaky coffins, my next door neighbours laugh and the old bitch round the corner who insisted I pay her £45 for the " special rare hen " my springer caught and ate.
 
Geordie in the Fen said:
Que jumpers
Ryan Air
People who walk in one direction whilst looking the opposite way, then give you the "evils" when they smack in to you!
Drunks in the street
Shop assistants who cannot pause their conversation long enough to possibly serve you
Other people's IPods that are loud enough for me to hear, you are damaging your ears numpty!
People who shout down their phones, especially around the pool whilst on holiday
People who shout down their phones, HI Yeah, l,m on holiday, we know, we can all hear you!
Americans
Other people's badly behaved children
Peanut butter
Skin on top of milky drinks
Snot and or kids with snotty noses, especially when it blows into a bubble, ergh, pukesville
V8 juice
Crap drivers
Employment agencies
Football, no only joking, think l better stop now, but l could go on!!!!
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Forgot to add Sports Direct shops, only went in once, never again.
People who use obscene language as part of their daily dialogue
The people who keep peering over my garden wall - I am not a tourist attraction !
People who litter and fly tippers
Blood sports, except the Derby game lol
Jeremy Clarkson
Dennis Bergcamp
I may be back for more...............
 
Pets at home... The feckers wouldn't sell me a goldfish today cos I don't have a filter (new rule)... I reluctantly said I'd buy one but they then said I had to come back in 3 days to get the fish as the fitter has to bed in.
Naturally I told them to poke it and just bought two fish from my local store
 
Pistachio nuts that are not naturally opened yet are supplied within my 240g daily bag.
 
Albert's Chip Shop said:
Pets at home... The feckers wouldn't sell me a goldfish today cos I don't have a filter (new rule)... I reluctantly said I'd buy one but they then said I had to come back in 3 days to get the fish as the fitter has to bed in.
Naturally I told them to poke it and just bought two fish from my local store
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Mmmm Alberts Chip Shop buying goldfish, that sounds a bit fishy to me !!! Breadcrumbs or crispy batter?
 
Albert's Chip Shop said:
Pets at home... The feckers wouldn't sell me a goldfish today cos I don't have a filter (new rule)... I reluctantly said I'd buy one but they then said I had to come back in 3 days to get the fish as the fitter has to bed in.
Naturally I told them to poke it and just bought two fish from my local store
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what the hell? I got one from the coop today no bother at all.
 
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