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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Do the Greek.
    Enter, those that seek.
    Even for a peek,
    If you up for a treat.
     
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    If you've got a female lodger and you really want some fun
    get her nice and wazzered and take her up the um, ah, .....Ritz.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 7, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Stop & Pay.
    Don’t Not write another word until you pay per line…..
     
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    If you want to write some more
    Leave your two quid at the door
    The Rev will stoop to pick it up
    and you can go and whoop it up
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ticket to…

    IMG_1266.jpeg
     
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    This image is very true in the evenings…. The Roos line up along the side of the road and it’s like playing Russian roulette as to which one is going to suddenly dart across the road. When your doing 100klms an hour, it can be deadly.

    Bit like this numpty ……

    IMG_1341.jpeg
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 17, 2024
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    Too close….

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    Didley Squat, Aug 31, 2024
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    this should stop any pervy barsteward

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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 4, 2024
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    About to head south in the caravan again.
    Just did a quick check up on the van & car….. yep, alls good!

    upload_2024-9-7_8-15-31.jpeg
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 6, 2024
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    now thats what im talking about top quality goods
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 7, 2024
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    Only the best for my wife....................we don't do anything crapola type thingy way.
     
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    well mate hope you manage to get out of the driveway this time, I have seen Woops picture of what happened
     
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    Thats was one, or was it due to his driving
     
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    He was trying to do a u turn on the motorway
     
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    the driving test in Auss must be peasy
     
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    Oui you, we have standards, you know!
     
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