Have you considered call centre work? You could get the same dogs abuse but on the phone instead of from here. "Good afternoon, my name is Toby and I was calling to ask when you last had your loft insula...."Get tae f*ck ya wee radge cnut ya" clunk" You could keep phoning the same person again and again just to really wind them up or until they gave in and bought loft insulation.
The only grief I get on here is from a dole-scrounging Dirish arseweasel, a squeaky-voiced ex-cop and a Mindy. It'd bother me if their lives weren't all so ****ing pathetic
Do you honestly not understand how the English language works? Or do you just have ****ed up learning disabilities? My money is on the latter...
Says the 30 year old guy who has been sponging off his Ma these last few months. Did you get that job cleaning the bogs at the Shard yet?
I've never been unemployed. Not been without a job since I was 12 and paid my stamp since I was 15. Notice I never said anything about actual work though. Having a job and working are not the same thing.