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The RETURN.. of.. GLEN JOHNSON

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, Jan 22, 2015.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Right.... I've only ever heard it when it's preceeded with the word old..

    thought that hat was quite ironic coming from you :bandit:
     
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  2. saintanton

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    That's codger, yer berk. <laugh>
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Used to get a bag of sweets aswell on a Friday as it was payday and my old man would come back with his reddies. By the following Thursday it was egg and chips again
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>

    .
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think I could be a little more creative than that <whistle>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    F u c k all wrong with egg and chips, lad <ok>
     
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  7. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    How creative can you be with the word "****"?


    Ah, I see. Eccentric spacing. Very good.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Ah, was close then <whistle>
     
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  9. Gucci.Mane

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    Cant believe it....gutted
     
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  10. saintanton

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    Don't despair, perhaps the contract will offer him the job of tea-boy and he has to pay us back his wages for the last 2 seasons.
     
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  12. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    If we do end up giving him a contract, then it will be one of the most ridiculous things this club has done. Rodgers clearly is in love with Johnson for whatever reason.
     
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  13. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    I thought we had heard the end of this plank.

    Sadly not.

    Rodgers = ed's gone.
     
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  14. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Johnson's return lowered the overall standard of play as expected. I only hope that if they do give him a new contract they remove the clause that he has to start every game if he is fit. At least then he can be back up if every other option is injured.
     
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  15. jaffaSlot

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    He typically did the usual running at people all game long. I just don't understand why we would keep him.
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    So predictable that him coming back would bring our level down. And so predictable that as soon as he was fit again our idiot leader would start him. The only reason that has any validity for keeping him, and I'm stretching here, is to use him as back up / a squad player (better options out there), but you know he'll be starting every game next season. Now, if Rodgers can find some way to extract from him the same pace and positional ingenuity as a Prod lost on the Bogside we might be onto something. Sadly he's more Pope-mobile.
     
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  17. astro

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    upload_2015-1-25_14-54-15.png D_Sturridge
    First day of training today with the boys. I'm a happy man
    25/01/2015 14:19
     
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    JOHNSON COMMITS

    While Liverpool are reportedly having trouble securing the future of Raheem Sterling they are having no such problems with defenderGlen Johnson.

    According to the Mail on Sunday, England inetrnational Johnson is set to commit his future to the club and turn down a move to Serie A side Roma.

    Per Sky Sports.

    Gutted. Can't believe Rodgers is offering this useless twat a new contract, shows how little Rodgers actually knows. Please leave would ya.
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Maybe we're hopeful that it means we can sell him for money in the summer instead of a free :bandit:
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    When Johnson thinks about Liverpool and Anfield and Melwood what he actually sees in his mind's eye is a massive Chinese all you can eat buffet and he's got Alan Partridge's 12 inch oversized plate at the ready

    Skip to 50 seconds...

     
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