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The Return of 4-5-1?

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Roquefort Junior, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Burnt?? Don't tell me, you sufferred in one of their casinos by double or nothing on a million to 1 chance just because the Sheila crupier was quite cute!!! Jokes aside, because Aus is so much closer to antarctica, the sun is that much stronger. No I can't explain it either. But the end result is that the locals don't even tend to bother with sun cream under about factor 20!!!
     
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  2. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    Yea well i live in brisbane but the general rule is stay out of the sun because its so harsh, in cairns eveyone goes into the sun. But i have to admit there was a lot of hot birds. Probably the highest percentage to wherever i've been
     
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  3. BoggersMOT

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    That'll be all the Falcons, Kestrels, Ostriches etc. Cute aren't they!!!
     
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  4. BoggersMOT

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    That said Josh, the girlies in Aus might also be cute, but they're not the brightest buttons in the box. On my way out there, I witnessed an altercation between a steward & this blonde Aussie girl. Conversation went like this:

    Steward (S): Madam, can I ask you to move please? Yours is a ticket for Economy, but you are sitting in Business
    Aussie Girl: Sir, I am blonde, beautiful, & Australian. I can sit where I like.

    S: Madam, sorry but this IS reserved for Business class ticket holders only.
    AG: Sir, as I told you, being blonde, beautiful & Australian, I can sit where I like.

    The Steward is perplexed as to what to do, so he has a word with his stewardess colleague who goes up to the girl, whispers something in her ear, & she moves straightway back to economy.

    What did you say to her said the Steward? I just told her that business class wasn't going to Cairns!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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