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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said "You're obviously not listening."
 
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said "You're obviously not listening."
 
Didn't realise it still counted, but managed to blast a few.

Long time no rep

Repped all I could

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,

can you believe that, 2:30am?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

hey peeps...hope you're all okay. I've been rep scattering..enjoy!

Welcome back rep for MMS.

lost the plot rep

Hey guys, y'got some :grin:
 
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'