Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Guywanderer
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Repped! Enjoy
Neg rep for Sth
All the above have had a little tickle
Guywanderer
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd pour it into the river.
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd pour it into the river.
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
