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Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Boating lake manager: “come in number 9 . . . . your time is up.”
Manager’s assistant: “we only have 8 boats”
Boating lake manager: “is everything all right, boat number 6 ?”
Manager’s assistant: “we only have 8 boats”
Boating lake manager: “is everything all right, boat number 6 ?”
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Dear Deirdre,
When I was young and got an erection I couldn't bend it with two hands.
Now I'm 70 and when I get an erection I can bend it with I hand.
Am I getting stronger?
When I was young and got an erection I couldn't bend it with two hands.
Now I'm 70 and when I get an erection I can bend it with I hand.
Am I getting stronger?
A mother in-law said to her sons wife when the baby was born
"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son"
The daughter inlaw lifted her skirt and said...
"I don't mean to be rude either but this is a fanny not a ****ing photo copier !!"
"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son"
The daughter inlaw lifted her skirt and said...
"I don't mean to be rude either but this is a fanny not a ****ing photo copier !!"
hope its only a heat rash
cream would be better
An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy" he replies.
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy" he replies.